Posted by: brian | September 13, 2007

Suck it Jesus was set up as a petition to prevent the censorship of Kathy Griffin‘s Emmy acceptance speech.

In her speech, Griffin said that “a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.” She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, “Suck It, Jesus. This award is my god now!

Needless to say, idiot Christians, unable to cope with the fact that not everyone agrees with them, are flipping out. This is the same type of bullshit that the Muslims pulled back when that Dutch newspaper printed cartoons they didn’t like. While this event is unlikely to spark physical violence the way the cartoons did (face it, Islam, as practiced and as represented, is a more violent religion than Christianity – abortion clinic murders notwithstanding), the same sense of entitlement to respect drives both of these misguided systems (as they are currently practiced). Here’s some advice for all you religious nutbags out there: GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES. First, “you” never seem to have trouble saying things that you know will annoy/frustrate/offend other people, and are eager to protect your freedom of religion and speech to say whatever you want about those people (the gays, for example – who, incidentally, constitute a large segment of Ms. Griffin’s fanbase, and whom God hates, according to some). Second, your cows are “mighty good on a bun,” and I’ll eat them if I want to.



  1. Kathy Griffin my new hero (I hope I posted to the right blog this time)

  2. seeing as how most violent and horrible acts through out history and even today are carried out by christians and in the name of god…their guilt prevents them from owning it.

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