Posted by: brian | February 21, 2009

Does driving an SUV turn you into a douchebag?

Or do douchebags buy SUVs?

Today on my commute home, twice when I tried to change lanes, an asshole and a bitch, each in an SUV, wouldn’t let me in. Traffic was moving at about 20 miles an hour, and there was no reason for them to be pricks, but they couldn’t help it. They were very important people, with their cell phones and their hairdos and their black General Motors SUVs, and couldn’t afford to lose the quarter-second or less of travel time that it would take to be civil.

And don’t even get me started on that other fucker who kept jumping from lane to lane after traffic cleared up. WTF?


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